The Theatre Stories 瓦舍江湖 Episode 21

Washer got busy early in the morning and avoided Bai Xiaoqing. Ouyang Guapeng was busy telling Xin Baoyu and Lan Ling's love story to himself. Lan Ling complained that his love was as bad as the playbook written by Xin Baoyu. I heard that Lanling didn't fall in love with a person who wanted to keep aloof and cold before, but now he wants to talk but no one is chasing him. Lanling angrily denounced the nonsense, and even put down the big talk that Liyuan's Danjiao is familiar with him. Ouyang Guapeng said the name of Simmons, and Lan Ling said that the two of them were like one person. They were in love because of the drama. They really did it because of the drama. Some time ago, he and Bai Xiaoqing asked for leave to go home to visit relatives, but they were actually going to see Simmons. Yes, and also said that Simmons has a rump on his waist. Xin Baoyu and Ouyang Guapeng didn't believe it at first, but they couldn't believe it when they heard Lan Ling's words being so specific. Unknowingly, Lan Ling was just panicking.

After get off work, Lan Ling chased after Bai Xiaoqing to add money. Ouyang Guapeng shouted that it was hard to say that the hussar general came to find Lan Ling to settle the bill. Lan Ling and Bai Xiaoqing were confused, what trouble did they cause? Lan Ling couldn't think of a reason, Ouyang Guapeng reminded him that it was because Simmons married the Hussar General last year. Lan Ling was bragging to them a few days ago, and Xin Baoyu was drinking with a few literati. At that time, he added fuel and vinegar to make up nonsense, and suddenly spread in the capital, and the Hussar General would of course come to Lanling to settle the account. Bai Xiaoqing thought the situation was serious, and hurriedly closed the door and called everyone for a meeting.

Xin Baoyu also said that Lanling and Simmons had an illegitimate child. I heard that this hussar general could walk at six months old, climb trees at two years old, chase hares at three years old, and even kill an elephant alive. The weapon is directly torn by hand. Lan Ling was so frightened that he almost fainted, but everyone didn't believe it. After the little emperor heard it, he said it was true. After all, he personally gave the title of Hussar General Optimus Prime. Xin Baoyu had already planned to prepare for Lan Ling's funeral, but Lan Ling chased and beat him all over the room.

Bai Xiaoqing naturally couldn't let Lanling, the cash cow, be beaten to death, so he taught Lanling his own secret weapon, but Lanling threw a boomerang and stabbed it straight. Xin Baoyu said that solving problems depends on the brain, so he had to train him and said that he would play psychological warfare with the Hussar General. The calmer you acted, the more afraid he would be of you. Lan Ling's face was crooked under Xin Baoyu's training. On the surface, he was actually scared.

The little emperor could not just sit back and ignore this matter, but after all, he was the Hussar General, and Lan Ling was definitely dead. Ba Liang came up with an idea that he could live, but the way of living had to be changed, which meant that he had to find someone to help Lan Ling understand the hatred of the Hussar General, and be able to accompany the little emperor. The little emperor did not agree, and Ba Liang remembered that there was a treasured armor in the palace, and if Lan Ling wore it, he could save his life. The little emperor hurriedly took the treasured armor and gave it to Lanling, but the treasured armor was only half, and there was no helmet. Ouyang Guapeng suggested to Lanling to run away to a foreign country.

Jin Ke'er showed Lanling a map of a foreign country, and gave him a supplementary lesson overnight to let him go to a foreign country to dig a well to sell oil, which was enough for the rest of his life. Ouyang Guapeng also came to teach Lanling a supplementary lesson. He taught thousands of poisonous mushrooms and poisonous snakes. Lanling was so devastated that he didn't want to learn anything. Lan Ling was about to run away when he heard a commotion outside, and the Hussar General came. Bai Xiaoqing's darts were all beaten back by the hussars, and Xin Baoyu's plan to escape the city was seen through. When everyone was shocked, Ouyang Guapeng said that Lanling had practiced the golden bell hood, but Ouyang Guapeng missed the shot. He broke his arm, bleeding profusely. Ouyang Guapeng fainted when he saw the blood, Bai Xiaoqing, Jin Keer and Xin Baoyu cheered Lanling up, Lanling could only kneel and beg for mercy and admit his mistake. Unexpectedly, the Hussar General didn't want to kill Lan Ling at all. His relationship with Simmons had already broken down, and he had long wanted to break up. She was just suffering from having no excuses. It turns out that all the characters of heavy wives are created to attract popularity. The general of the hussars needs popularity in order to recruit troops. Therefore, the rumor that Lan Ling and Simmons had an affair spread out, and the Hussar General could justifiably divorce his wife. The Hussar General also begged Lan Ling not to clarify for the time being, because there is still a cooling-off period for a few days to divorce his wife. God will be grateful for this thing to pass. Lan Ling hurriedly agreed, and said that he would make up the Simmons scandal into a play and sing it to the whole city. However, everyone was watching the Hussar General watching the drama of revenge. The Hussar General had already brought an orthopaedic officer, and he promised to strike lightly. Lan Ling never expected this to happen, so he ran away.