The Theatre Stories 瓦舍江湖 Episode 11

Bai Xiaoqing insisted that Lan Ling and Jin Ke'er learn tricks, Xin Baoyu and Ouyang Guapeng hurried out to watch the fun. Bai Xiaoqing wanted to let Lanling play the residual heat, but Lanling kept saying that the scholar could not be humiliated, but he was unwilling to learn, and Jin Keer said that he wanted to take a day off because the master was here. Jin Ke'er's master is here. It's called Shi Chengjin. Jin Ke'er and him often exchange letters and often mention everyone. As soon as Shi Chengjin comes up, he exposes Jin Ke'er's old story, and by the way, Bai Xiaoqing, the little emperor, Xin Baoyu and Ouyang Guapang was completely offended, Jin Keer wanted to cry but had no tears, Bai Xiaoqing gritted his teeth and asked Ouyang Guapeng to cook two random dishes to entertain.

Shi Chengjin came from a foreign country, and Bai Xiaoqing was curious about what he would do if he came across a robber without an entourage. Shi Chengjin raised his hand and described the gout as Shaolin's vigorously opening the tablet palm, and the knees kneeling on the washboard for his wife as the seventy-two road Tan legs. Everyone quickly stepped back, Shi Chengjin continued to talk about his master, Xin Baoyu wanted to write an autobiography for Shi Chengjin, and Bai Xiaoqing wanted Shi Chengjin to teach self-defense.

Shi Chengjin really wrote a self-defense cheat book, Bai Xiaoqing coaxed him to teach him by words and deeds, Shi Chengjin wanted to choose a strong one among them, and then caught the thinnest little emperor. The little emperor was extremely embarrassed, who knew that Shi Chengjin made him faint with one punch. The crowd gathered in front of Shi Chengjin. When Shi Chengjin woke up, he pointed to the little emperor and said that he did not talk about martial arts and secretly attacked. The little emperor was very aggrieved. Shi Chengjin also said that now that he is old and pays attention to maintaining health, he also took out a powerful pill saying that getting married and having children is effective. Bai Xiaoqing thought crooked, but Shi Chengjin said that it was a life-saving thing. The little emperor wondered if there was an elixir of life. Shi Chengjin said he had it, and also said that he had served as a soldier under Shen Gongbao. Bai Xiaoqing couldn't bear to pull Jin Ke'er over. Isn't this a liar, but Jin Ke'er said that his illusion is definitely the most powerful. Shi Chengjin was still bragging, but was exposed by Jin Keer. Shi Chengjin put a talisman on her and she was speechless. Xin Baoyu saw his eyes glow, and he hurriedly drank the medicine he said would make one feel swayed.

Xin Baoyu drank the medicine all night and wrote several kilograms of poems, saying that he punched Su Shi and kicked Du Fu. The little emperor and Lan Ling laughed after reading his poem called Wen Siquan Yong, isn't this a children's song. Xin Baoyu didn't believe in evil, and thought it was Shixian who drank less wine. Bai Xiaoqing found Shi Chengjin and said that there is a Lanling who eats white rice here, and wanted Shi Chengjin to find a way to let Lanling take the stage again. Shi Chengjin gave Bai Xiaoqing a no-shyness and no-irritability charm, saying that Lanling will be able to take the stage from now on. . Unexpectedly, the next day, Lan Ling ran outside and ran naked. Lan Ling, who was rescued, was in a state of collapse. At that time, he was not embarrassed to put on the talisman, but now that he thinks about it, he wants to die, not to mention that he kept calling me Lan Ling at that time.

Bai Xiaoqing could only go to Jin Ke'er to settle accounts, and Ba Liang also came to Jin Ke'er to settle accounts, saying that Shi Cheng and Jin Fei said that the little emperor gave him a talisman with a cowardly face, but the little emperor tore the memorial in front of the queen mother. , but also to dance together, into a catastrophe. Shi Chengjin has been here for such a long time without a day's rest, and Jin Ke'er is also very helpless, so she can only promise to let Shi Chengjin go back. Jin Ke'er could only tell the truth with Shi Chengjin and let him go back to reunite with his wife. Unexpectedly, Shi Chengjin said that his wife had passed away a year ago. He only had one apprentice like Jin Ke'er. He came out to see her but didn't expect to bring her So much trouble. Shi Chengjin decided to leave in the afternoon, but Bai Xiaoqing and others showed up righteously and let Shi Chengjin stay. At this time, Shi Chengjin received an invitation letter from a blind date conference, Shi Chengjin immediately left and rushed to the blind date. Lan Ling wanted to go out, and even put on a mask for fear of being recognized. Bai Xiaoqing put a no-meat-vegetarian sign on Ouyang Guapeng, if he only made vegetarian dishes, he wouldn't be able to open it. Unexpectedly, Ouyang Guapeng didn't even want to avoid meat and vegetables, so Jin Ke'er hurriedly chased after him to explain.

In order to make the queen mother forget this matter, the little emperor ordered Jin Keer to ask for a bottle of amnesia water, but she didn't expect to give too much medicine, and the queen mother even forgot who she was.