- Lyricist 詞：汪峰
- Composer 曲：汪峰
冰島最好的金槍魚
bing dao zui hao de jin qiang yu
The best tuna in Iceland
西班牙最好的草帽
xi ban ya zui hao de cao mao
The best straw hat in Spain
美國最好的洗手液
mei guo zui hao de xi shou ye
The best hand sanitizer in America
義大利最好的沙發
yi da li zui hao de sha fa
The best sofa in Italy
只有最好的是你的選擇
zhi you zui hao de shi ni de xuan ze
Only the best is your choice
你進了與眾不同的階級
ni jin le yu zhong bu tong de jie ji
You’re in a different class.
即使你蹩腳的冥想和祈禱
ji shi ni bie jiao de ming xiang he qi dao
Even if you crappy meditation and prayer
都散發著股假巴比倫的味道
dou san fa zhe gu jia ba bi lun de wei dao
It smells like fake Babylon.
可你的快樂是二手的
ke ni de kuai le shi er shou de
But your happiness is second-hand.
你的信仰是二手的
ni de xin yang shi er shou de
Your faith is second-hand.
你的高潮是二手的
ni de gao chao shi er shou de
Your orgasms are second-hand.
就連你那漂亮的靈魂也是二手的
jiu lian ni na piao liang de ling hun ye shi er shou de
Even your beautiful soul is second-hand.
日本最好的紙尿褲
ri ben zui hao de zhi niao ku
The Best diapers in Japan
墨西哥最好的檯燈
mo xi ge zui hao de tai deng
The best table lamp in Mexico
德國最好的發動機
de guo zui hao de fa dong ji
The best engines in Germany
以色列最好的步槍
yi se lie zui hao de bu qiang
The best rifle in Israel
突然間你成了精英階層
tu ran jian ni cheng le jing ying jie ceng
All of a sudden, you’re the elite.
告別了曾經踉蹌的生活
gao bie le ceng jing liang qiang de sheng huo
Say goodbye to the life that once staggered
如今你造作的憂鬱和眼淚
ru jin ni zao zuo de you yu he yan lei
Now the melancholy and tears you pretended to be
都散發著過期黑松露的味道
dou san fa zhe guo qi hei song lu de wei dao
It smells like expired black truffles.
可你的智商是二手的
ke ni de zhi shang shi er shou de
But your IQ is second-hand.
你的善良是二手的
ni de shan liang shi er shou de
Your kindness is second-hand.
你的憤怒是二手的
ni de fen nu shi er shou de
Your anger is second-hand.
就連你那鍍金的靈魂也是二手的
jiu lian ni na du jin de ling hun ye shi er shou de
Even your gilded soul is second-hand.
瑞士最好的銀行家
rui shi zui hao de yin hang jia
The best banker in Switzerland.
愛爾蘭最好的詩人
ai er lan zui hao de shi ren
The best poet in Ireland.
法國最好的麵包師
fa guo zui hao de mian bao shi
The best bakers in France
俄羅斯最好的政客
e luo si zui hao de zheng ke
The best politicians in Russia
這些大人物都是你的朋友
zhe xie da ren wu dou shi ni de peng you
These big guys are your friends.
每天你都仿佛生活在雲端
mei tian ni dou fang fo sheng huo zai yun duan
Every day you live in the clouds.
即使你朦朧的疼痛與自尊
ji shi ni meng long de teng tong yu zi zun
Even if you hazy pain and self-esteem
都散發著打折蒸餾水的味道
dou san fa zhe da she zheng liu shui de wei dao
It smells like discounted distilled water.
可你的驕傲是二手的
ke ni de jiao ao shi er shou de
But your pride is second-hand.
你的尊嚴是二手的
ni de zun yan shi er shou de
Your dignity is second-hand.
你的孤獨是二手的
ni de gu du shi er shou de
Your loneliness is second-hand.
就連你那漂亮的靈魂也是二手的
jiu lian ni na piao liang de ling hun ye shi er shou de
Even your beautiful soul is second-hand.
你的快樂是二手的
ni de kuai le shi er shou de
Your happiness is second-hand.
你的信仰是二手的
ni de xin yang shi er shou de
Your faith is second-hand.
你的高潮是二手的
ni de gao chao shi er shou de
Your orgasms are second-hand.
就連你那鍍金的靈魂也是二手的
jiu lian ni na du jin de ling hun ye shi er shou de
Even your gilded soul is second-hand.