當個老司機每天載你
dang ge lao si ji mei tian zai ni
As an experience driver, driving you around
洞穴裏進進出出探險旅行
dong xue li jin jin chu chu tan xian lu hang
In and out of the cave, going on an adventure
聽一聽
ting yi ting
Listen
樹懶叫的聲音
shu lan jiao de sheng yin
The sloth is calling
蝌蚪游來游去
ke dou you lai you qu
Tadpoles swimming around
看龜頭慢慢揚起
kan gui tou man man yang qi
The turtle’s head rising slowly
真的好大 說你的愛心
zhen de hao da shuo ni de ai xin
It’s really big I mean, your heart
撫摸我小鳥
fu mo wo xiao niao
Touching my little bird
在我房間裡
zai wo fang jian li
Inside my room
一起啪啪啪
yi qi pa pa pa
Let’s clap, papapa
拍掌看着舊日劇
pai zhang kan zhe jiu ri ju
And watching classic Japanese dramas
就快高潮了
jiu kuai gao chao le
The climax is coming soon
望着海潮落又朝起
wang zhe hai chao luo you chao qi
As we watch the tide fall and rise
我射了進去
wo she le jin qu
I shot it in
是我不小心
shi wo bu xiao xin
I was being careless
就射了進去
jiu she le jin qu
I shot it in
愛射進你的心
ai she jin ni de xin
A love shot to your heart
脫光了偽裝
tuo guang le wei zhuang
Take off the disguise
坦誠相見 赤裸無需猜疑
tan cheng xiang jian chi luo wu xu cai yi
Open up without suspicion
摩擦太用力 必須用潤滑劑
mo ca tai yong li bi xu yong run hua ji
The friction is too strong, a lubricant is needed
我射了進去
wo she le jin qu
I shot it in
是我不小心
shi wo bu xiao xin
I was being careless
就射了進去
jiu she le jin qu
I shot it in
愛射進你的心
ai she jin ni de xin
A love shot to your heart
每天中出你
mei tian zhong chu ni
We date in the afternoon
因為你不喜歡晚上出去
yin wei ni bu xi huan wan shang chu qu
as you don’t like to go out at night
要讓你下半生舒舒服服
yao rang ni xia ban sheng shu shu fu fu
Making sure you’re comfortable
給你全套的愛情
gei ni quan tao de ai qing
So I’m giving you the full love package
最愛從你的後面進去
zui ai cong ni de hou mian jin qu
I love going in from your back
菊花兒綻放木瓜垂涎欲滴
ju hua er zhan fang mu gua chui xian yu di
Chrysanthemums blooming, papayas are delicious
挖下去
wa xia qu
Digging down
用手挖也用工具
yong shou wa ye yong gong ju
Using hands and tools
幫你種草莓一起精益求精
bang ni zhong cao mei yi qi jing yi qiu jing
We work hard to plant strawberries together
留了好多水你都濕了
liu le hao duo shui ni dou shi le
The water is flowing, you’re all wet
多汁的鮑魚
duo zhi de bao yu
The juicy abalone
打開噴了滿地No
da kai pen le man di No
squirting juice on the floor! NO!
下麵給你吃
xia mian gei ni chi
Cooking noodles for you
你妹妹也餓了
ni mei mei ye e le
your younger sister is hungry too
弄破他的膜
nong po ta de mo
Broken her film
幸好手機沒爆屏
xing hao shou ji mei bao ping
Luckily her phone’s screen didn’t break
我射了進去
wo she le jin qu
I shot it in
是我不小心
shi wo bu xiao xin
I was being careless
就射了進去
jiu she le jin qu
I shot it in
愛射進你的心
ai she jin ni de xin
A love shot to your heart
脫光了偽裝
tuo guang le wei zhuang
Take off the disguise
坦誠相見 赤裸無需猜疑
tan cheng xiang jian chi luo wu xu cai yi
Open up without suspicion
摩擦太用力 必須用潤滑劑
mo ca tai yong li bi xu yong run hua ji
The friction is too strong, a lubricant is needed
我射了進去
wo she le jin qu
I shot it in
是我不小心
shi wo bu xiao xin
I was being careless
就射了進去
jiu she le jin qu
I shot it in
愛射進你的心
ai she jin ni de xin
A love shot to your heart
每天中出你
mei tian zhong chu ni
We date in the afternoon
因為你不喜歡晚上出去
yin wei ni bu xi huan wan shang chu qu
as you don’t like to go out at night
要讓你下半生舒舒服服
yao rang ni xia ban sheng shu shu fu fu
Making sure you’re comfortable
給你全套的愛情
gei ni quan tao de ai qing
So I’m giving you the full love package
我射了進去
wo she le jin qu
I shot it in
是我不小心
shi wo bu xiao xin
I was being careless
就射了進去
jiu she le jin qu
I shot it in
愛射進你的心
ai she jin ni de xin
A love shot to your heart
脫光了偽裝
tuo guang le wei zhuang
Take off the disguise
坦誠相見 赤裸無需猜疑
tan cheng xiang jian chi luo wu xu cai yi
Open up without suspicion
摩擦太用力 必須用潤滑劑
mo ca tai yong li bi xu yong run hua ji
The friction is too strong, a lubricant is needed
我射了進去
wo she le jin qu
I shot it in
是我不小心
shi wo bu xiao xin
I was being careless
就射了進去
jiu she le jin qu
I shot it in
愛射進你的心
ai she jin ni de xin
A love shot to your heart
每天中出你
mei tian zhong chu ni
We date in the afternoon
因為你不喜歡晚上出去
yin wei ni bu xi huan wan shang chu qu
as you don’t like to go out at night
要讓你下半生舒舒服服
yao rang ni xia ban sheng shu shu fu fu
Making sure you’re comfortable
給你全套的愛情
gei ni quan tao de ai qing
So I’m giving you the full love package