當個老司機每天載你

dang ge lao si ji mei tian zai ni

As an experience driver, driving you around

洞穴裏進進出出探險旅行

dong xue li jin jin chu chu tan xian lu hang

In and out of the cave, going on an adventure

聽一聽

ting yi ting

Listen

樹懶叫的聲音

shu lan jiao de sheng yin

The sloth is calling

蝌蚪游來游去

ke dou you lai you qu

Tadpoles swimming around

看龜頭慢慢揚起

kan gui tou man man yang qi

The turtle’s head rising slowly

真的好大 說你的愛心

zhen de hao da  shuo ni de ai xin

It’s really big I mean, your heart

撫摸我小鳥

fu mo wo xiao niao

Touching my little bird

在我房間裡

zai wo fang jian li

Inside my room

一起啪啪啪

yi qi pa pa pa

Let’s clap, papapa

拍掌看着舊日劇

pai zhang kan zhe jiu ri ju

And watching classic Japanese dramas

就快高潮了

jiu kuai gao chao le

The climax is coming soon

望着海潮落又朝起

wang zhe hai chao luo you chao qi

As we watch the tide fall and rise

 

我射了進去

wo she le jin qu

I shot it in

是我不小心

shi wo bu xiao xin

I was being careless

就射了進去

jiu she le jin qu

I shot it in

愛射進你的心

ai she jin ni de xin

A love shot to your heart

脫光了偽裝

tuo guang le wei zhuang

Take off the disguise

坦誠相見 赤裸無需猜疑

tan cheng xiang jian  chi luo wu xu cai yi

Open up without suspicion

摩擦太用力 必須用潤滑劑

mo ca tai yong li  bi xu yong run hua ji

The friction is too strong, a lubricant is needed

我射了進去

wo she le jin qu

I shot it in

是我不小心

shi wo bu xiao xin

I was being careless

就射了進去

jiu she le jin qu

I shot it in

愛射進你的心

ai she jin ni de xin

A love shot to your heart

每天中出你

mei tian zhong chu ni

We date in the afternoon

因為你不喜歡晚上出去

yin wei ni bu xi huan wan shang chu qu

as you don’t like to go out at night

要讓你下半生舒舒服服

yao rang ni xia ban sheng shu shu fu fu

Making sure you’re comfortable

給你全套的愛情

gei ni quan tao de ai qing

So I’m giving you the full love package

 

最愛從你的後面進去

zui ai cong ni de hou mian jin qu

I love going in from your back

菊花兒綻放木瓜垂涎欲滴

ju hua er zhan fang mu gua chui xian yu di

Chrysanthemums blooming, papayas are delicious

挖下去

wa xia qu

Digging down

用手挖也用工具

yong shou wa ye yong gong ju

Using hands and tools

幫你種草莓一起精益求精

bang ni zhong cao mei yi qi jing yi qiu jing

We work hard to plant strawberries together

留了好多水你都濕了

liu le hao duo shui ni dou shi le

The water is flowing, you’re all wet

多汁的鮑魚

duo zhi de bao yu

The juicy abalone

打開噴了滿地No

da kai pen le man di No

squirting juice on the floor! NO!

下麵給你吃

xia mian gei ni chi

Cooking noodles for you

你妹妹也餓了

ni mei mei ye e le

your younger sister is hungry too

弄破他的膜

nong po ta de mo

Broken her film

幸好手機沒爆屏

xing hao shou ji mei bao ping

Luckily her phone’s screen didn’t break

 

我射了進去

wo she le jin qu

I shot it in

是我不小心

shi wo bu xiao xin

I was being careless

就射了進去

jiu she le jin qu

I shot it in

愛射進你的心

ai she jin ni de xin

A love shot to your heart

脫光了偽裝

tuo guang le wei zhuang

Take off the disguise

坦誠相見 赤裸無需猜疑

tan cheng xiang jian  chi luo wu xu cai yi

Open up without suspicion

摩擦太用力 必須用潤滑劑

mo ca tai yong li  bi xu yong run hua ji

The friction is too strong, a lubricant is needed

我射了進去

wo she le jin qu

I shot it in

是我不小心

shi wo bu xiao xin

I was being careless

就射了進去

jiu she le jin qu

I shot it in

愛射進你的心

ai she jin ni de xin

A love shot to your heart

每天中出你

mei tian zhong chu ni

We date in the afternoon

因為你不喜歡晚上出去

yin wei ni bu xi huan wan shang chu qu

as you don’t like to go out at night

要讓你下半生舒舒服服

yao rang ni xia ban sheng shu shu fu fu

Making sure you’re comfortable

給你全套的愛情

gei ni quan tao de ai qing

So I’m giving you the full love package

 

我射了進去

wo she le jin qu

I shot it in

是我不小心

shi wo bu xiao xin

I was being careless

就射了進去

jiu she le jin qu

I shot it in

愛射進你的心

ai she jin ni de xin

A love shot to your heart

脫光了偽裝

tuo guang le wei zhuang

Take off the disguise

坦誠相見 赤裸無需猜疑

tan cheng xiang jian  chi luo wu xu cai yi

Open up without suspicion

摩擦太用力 必須用潤滑劑

mo ca tai yong li  bi xu yong run hua ji

The friction is too strong, a lubricant is needed

我射了進去

wo she le jin qu

I shot it in

是我不小心

shi wo bu xiao xin

I was being careless

就射了進去

jiu she le jin qu

I shot it in

愛射進你的心

ai she jin ni de xin

A love shot to your heart

每天中出你

mei tian zhong chu ni

We date in the afternoon

因為你不喜歡晚上出去

yin wei ni bu xi huan wan shang chu qu

as you don’t like to go out at night

要讓你下半生舒舒服服

yao rang ni xia ban sheng shu shu fu fu

Making sure you’re comfortable

給你全套的愛情

gei ni quan tao de ai qing

So I’m giving you the full love package