Lyrics for: William Castle (威廉古堡)
作詞：方文山 作曲：周杰倫
藤蔓植物 爬滿了伯爵的墳墓
古堡裡一片荒蕪 長滿雜草的泥土
不會騎掃把的胖女巫 用拉丁文念咒語啦啦嗚
她養的黑貓笑起來像哭 啦啦啦嗚
用水晶球替人占卜
她說下午三點陽光射進教堂的角度
能知道你前世是狼人還是蝙蝠
古堡主人威廉二世滿臉的落腮鬍
習慣 在吸完血後開始打呼
管家是一隻會說法語舉止優雅的豬
吸血前會念約翰福音做為彌補
擁有一雙藍色眼睛的凱薩琳公主
專吃 有AB血型的公老鼠
恍恍惚惚 是誰的腳步
銀製茶壺 裝蟑螂蜘蛛
辛辛苦苦 全家怕日出
白色蠟燭 溫暖了空屋
藤蔓植物 爬滿了伯爵的墳墓
古堡裡一片荒蕪 長滿雜草的泥土
不會騎掃把的胖女巫 用拉丁文念咒語啦啦嗚
她養的黑貓笑起來像哭 啦啦啦嗚
用水晶球替人占卜
她說下午三點陽光射進教堂的角度
能知道你前世是狼人還是蝙蝠
古堡主人威廉二世滿臉的落腮鬍
習慣 在吸完血後開始打呼
管家是一隻會說法語舉止優雅的豬
吸血前會念約翰福音做為彌補
擁有一雙藍色眼睛的凱薩琳公主
專吃 有AB血型的公老鼠
阿恍恍惚惚 是誰的腳步
阿銀製茶壺 裝蟑螂蜘蛛
阿辛辛苦苦 全家怕日出
阿白色蠟燭 溫暖了空屋
(RAP)
你說你說 分數怎麼停留
一直在停留 誰讓它停留的
為什麼 我女朋友場外加油
你卻還讓我出糗
你說你說 分數怎麼停留
一直在停留 誰讓它停留的
為什麼 我女朋友場外加油
你卻還讓我出糗
Pinyin
teng wan zhi wu
pa man le bo jue de fen mu
gu bao li yi pian huang wu
zhang man za cao de ni tu
bu hui qi sao ba de pang nü wu
yong la ding wen nian zhou yu la la wu
ta yang de hei mao xiao qi lai xiang ku
la la la wu
yong shui jing qiu ti ren zhan bu
ta shuo xia wu san dian yang guang she jin jiao tang de jiao du
neng zhi dao ni qian shi shi lang ren hai shi bian fu
gu bao zhu ren wei lian er shi man lian de luo sai hu
xi guan
zai xi wan xue hou kai shi da hu
guan jia shi yi zhi hui shuo fa yu ju zhi you ya de zhu
xi xue qian hui nian yue han fu yin zuo wei mi bu
yong you yi shuang lan se yan jing de kai sa lin gong zhu
zhuan chi
you AB xue xing de gong lao shu
huang huang hu hu
shi shei de jiao bu
yin zhi cha hu
zhuang zhang lang zhi zhu
xin xin ku ku
quan jia pa ri chu
bai se la zhu
wen nuan le kong wu
huang huang hu hu
shi shei de jiao bu
ke ting bi lu
ling xia de wen du
xin xin ku ku
cong bu kai chuang hu
xiao xiao kong bu
xi xue bu ken gu
Rap~
ni shuo ni shuo
fen shu zen me ting liu
yi zhi zai ting liu
shei rang ta ting liu de
wei shen me
wo nü peng you
chang wai jia you
ni que hai rang wo chu qiu
English Translation
Plants that are vines
Crawling all over the Duke’s grave
All deserted inside the castle
Soil covered with weeds
A fat witch who doesn’t know how to ride a broomstick
Uses Latin to recite curses, la la woo
Her black cat when smiling sounds like crying
La la la woo, uses a crystal ball for fortune-telling
She said 3:00 p.m., the angle at which the sunlight shines into the church
Can know whether your past life was wolf, man, or bat
The owner of the castle, William the Second, with a bearded face
Has the habit of falling asleep after sucking blood
The butler is a French-speaking, elegant-mannered pig
Before sucking blood, will recite the Gospel of John as an atonement
Princess Katherine, who has a pair of blue eyes
Only eats male rats with AB blood type
Frightened and on edge, whose footsteps
Silver teapot, holding cockroaches and bats
Harsh and strenuous, the whole family afraid of sunrise
White candles, warming up the empty house
Rap: (from “鬥牛”/“Dou Niu”)
You say, you say, why do the points stop
Keep on stopping, who’s letting it stop
Why does my girlfriend cheer me on from the sidelines
But you make me look like a fool